I'm fucking feeling this, man. I'm feeling this.

The fuck is this dude on? And what is he talking about? I literally cannot hear him.

Yeah, just shut the fuck down. Nobody gives a shit. Everybody's got a fucking problem in this world. Go fuck yourself!

Very inspirational and also very embarrassing

I get this dude's point of trying to be a motivational speaker, but he did not have to waste all that damn food, like, Walmart workers in the back of him, it just makes me freaking irritated, like, oh my god, I need to calm down.

I ain't gonna lie, God, as soon as I seen this cat walk down the aisle with a boot on one foot and a tennis shoe on the other, I knew it was going down.

Okay, but you gon' have to believe that you gon' have to pay for that stuff.